heart.
Jasmine. H
05/09/1990 and
going NINETEEN this year.
PINK ftw but embrace the
RAINBOW just as much.
muaythai. yoga. run.
TUNE UP TO:
Keri Hilson ft. Kanye West & Neyo - Knock You Down
Lily Allen - Not Fair
Kelly Clarkson - I Do Not Hook Up
The Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow
Saturday, May 07, 2005!
HandWritten on; 10:36 PM
today was such a boring day...*yawn*...had to study for mid-yrs but i guess i wun be doing quite well for this papers...haix...anywaes...hope every one will do well for their papers...=)...
so, i studied hist for bout the whole day bt nth gets in?? haix...my brain is failing man...*cOughs CougHs*...i m gettin oLdEr..lOlx...
errr...guess my entry too short le hor...nvm..share wif u all some jokes...;)
JOKES
((A question had appeared in a student's medical examination which read: "List four benefits of breast milk." A student began to answer the question: 1. No need to bottle it. 2. Cats can't steal it. 3. Available whenever necessary. But the fourth point eluded him.
When there were barely a couple of minutes before the exam ended, the fourth point flashed before his mind. So he completed the answer by writing: 4. Available in attractive containers.))
((During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."
He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said:
"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."
The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer." ))
